What's the use of ordinary people buying drones?

After work today, I passed a shop.
Suddenly attracted by the flying thing in the sky.

Leng Leng looked for a long time, I touched the shallow scar on my forehead, thought: if there was this thing when I was a child, why peek at the female bathhouse was found to fall down and break the phase.

 Shop assistant brother saw my thoughtful and heartbeat, busy to recommend to me: sir, your vision is really good, this is our latest product. And we have his full set of family Oh, now buy, a lot of offers:

Looking at this do not know what is used for a table, I feel that I will soon become a commander, strategizing, a thousand miles away.Touch the wallet, just issued last quarter 8000 yuan bonus in the card, still hot. So I raised my head, waved my big hand, and asked with my chin: all this, how much money?

 Shop assistant little brother showed me a "you are Tuhao I understand, today must serve well" smile, hands in front of the crotch, the body slightly forward said: Hello, sir, this set of original price 33643, now only 30499, not even 30500, it is quite cost-effective. Do you think I'll wrap it for you or do you drive home all the way?

 To five figures, my smile froze, and I made a turn halfway to my pocket hand, scratched my ass, examined my control of the facial muscles, and gave him a "yes, yes ," But I also need to know about other products.

 My brother's sharp eyes shot my face, instantly softened up, a "yes, wise people are all the overall situation and then move" expression, turned to introduce to me: before you see Inspire 1pro, we also have a Inspire 1V2.0, is the whole family, relatively simple operation, much cheaper, If you are just in touch with drones, it's easier to use.

I looked carefully and compared, one leg thick, one leg thin, one head big and small, for me to work, this is not a problem. So I raised my head and hinted at him with 45 looking up at the sky: quotation.Brother is really old sales, a moment to get my intention, he came to my ear, angry if orchid: the full set after the discount as long as 21999.

 Tears gushed from the bottom of my heart along the cheekbones.

 The little brother saw what I meant and pulled me to another booth: Sir, you know the technology, before those are for ordinary enthusiasts to play, you must not like. Real enthusiasts actually come to this, somersault cloud series. I don't tell the average guest.

You see, the first is Somersault Cloud S1000, eight hearts and eight arrows, stability level bar, bare machine only sell 16500; the second is Somersault Cloud S900, six wings symbolize six big Shun, naked machine only 13500. Which do you prefer?

 I was still crying, back to him, twitching.

 After a while, it was cold. I turned my head and looked at my little brother and asked: how much is the cheapest one here?

 Little brother's face "flies are meat, fart Hu also have to push, have milk is mother, pay is master ", split big mouth a smile, also do not dislike poor even money left a few pieces of me, took me to the deepest, stooped in the cabinet for a long time, took out two boxes, blew the dust on it, coughed twice:

Dude, these two, left elf 2, now no longer produced, just a few more in our store, naked machine 2999; right elf 3 standard version 4799, now Christmas activity 3999 you take away.

 What! A flash of lightning in my head, I laugh in my heart, chat tmd finally talk to four digits ah? Then my $8000 is awesome. Don't look at the first day of the children see who is deceived, the sixth grade of primary school is a hegemon!

 So I made a decision, I want to find the field back.

 How long can this fly? Oh, ah, uh, so short. What's the resolution? Oh, it's a little low. The antenna of the remote control is so thin? Just one? How many meters can the control range be? And, this, that, here, there, ah, well,yep,non je ne sais pas, well, yes, not particularly satisfied, let me see.Little brother has a good mind anyway you must pay for today I will not say you pretend to force things you want to find pleasure I come to play with you OK I still have the back hand you are happy look good, took out a white: this is the spirit 3 step version, the original price 6898, Christmas price 5999. Then he took out a gold: this is the Elf 3 professional version of 7499, no discount, now buy you a original backpack. Which one?

 

I looked for a while, did not see what difference they have, asked: where is the professional version of the good, why is it so expensive?

 "Because he is Tuhao Jin ."

 ......

 Weighing again and again, I finally started the elves 3 advanced version, not the best but not the worst ah, the remaining more than two thousand, and girlfriend can eat several big meals. Weekend to go to the countryside others fly kites I fly drones, life is really beautiful.

 But just now, I went into the house to put down things have not changed shoes, girlfriend saw the drone, and I had a big fight, she said that my work has nothing to do with aerial photography; she said I have not played any aircraft before why play now? She said Beijing's sixth Ring Road was not allowed to play at all, and there were few outings a year; she said that the Brompton bike she bought last time was still riding, and the drone was as useless as Myo muscle-controlled bracelets; She explained why she had to buy something that was too expensive to play a few times? She said the item had a short life span, couldn't play for a few minutes, took trouble out of the door, and flew by an extra baggage; she said the site found that the scrapping rate and maintenance rate were extremely high, and many people had broken it on the first flight.

 Without the joy of taking the prize money, without the pleasure of buying toys, without the impulse to see her, without attachment to the world, there are only four words in my mind at this moment:

 I'm breaking up.

 And she said so many professional words that I had never heard of, and so much information that people in the industry knew, and correctly gave the full name of the DJI several times, and even the word "super value package" was spitting out of her mouth. Her voice grew louder and her grooves grew more and more, and when it came to foreign brands, case and case errors were not made, and the engineer programmer next door heard the partition wall retort, and the downstairs uncle who had not bought any good toys ran up and knocked on the door and theorized with her when he was a child, so I now very much doubt that it was an advertisement, a manufacturing man wearing my girlfriend's leather bag, Walk the world.

 Where's my baby girl? Where did she go? Did you kill her and leave her dead?

 If you are a woman who cares about what a boyfriend buys, I think you (unfriendly words), I want to break up with you, and then go back to a 7499 Tuhao Jin; if you are a straight man who comes to pretend to be a woman to promote, I think your brain is really (unfriendly words), I must break up with you, and then hard (unfriendly words).

 The above is just a story, haha.